When you make your debut in Hollywood as Susan, the dead girl, in a black and white B-movie horror flick, you have nowhere to go but up. Jen Parker played this aptly named character in Dark Reality (2006)—which also happened to be her skinetmatic premiere. She’s a little (okay, a lot) dead, but she shows off a lot of skin while wearing only a pair of skimpy panties, along with some very nice bare boobs—you just have to remember she’s acting, and that she’s naked (her perky nips will help remind you of the life behind those dead-for-the-screen eyes). It’s entirely possible Jen did the role just to have a few extra laughs in her comedy arsenal (“This one time, I played a dead naked girl…hahahaha”), seeing as she’s been performing improv and sketch comedy since 2002. The brunette hottie actually trained at Los Angeles’ famous The Groundlings, as well as several other places, and was a regular member of the ACME Main Stage sketch team for years. She both wrote and starred in various roles in the sketch comedy series ACME Saturday Night from 2009-2011 andHollywood Saturday Night in 2012, as well as performing on the Travis Richey Sketch Show in 2014. While this funny and hot lady (one of Mr. Skin’s favorite combinations) hasn’t hit any sort of screen time since then, she still performs live around California, popping up with her improv team The Waterbrains at Fanatic Salon in Culver City, as well as keeping the lights on by writing marketing copy for merchandise sold in big-box stores. Hey, it’s better than playing dead…
